JET Newbie batch number 10 for 2016 is forecast to smash into Japan early next week.

Experts are predicting that this latest JET batch to reach Japan will generate large swirling masses of hot air that will be vented through a range of new YouTube channels.

“The tenth batch of JET newbies is expected to see a rise in arbitrary acts of blowing wind through various YouTube channels,” said one expert.

Authorities are advising people to be vigilant to avoid monotonous wind blowing events that can strike at any time whilst using any form of device with access to the Internet.

“When you see this kind of environment with a high concentration of opinions in such a small space something has to give – and this usually results in a lot of hot wind escaping through newly established YouTube channels.”


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