A local resident from Kanagawa Prefecture has apologized for cheating on his lover of two-and-a-half years with his wife.

Nobutoshi Kawamura confessed to the deed after being caught with his futon in the same room as his wife’s futon.

“I don’t know what got into me – it must have been that new tempura recipe she whipped up for me after work,” said Kawamura.

Kawamura begged for forgiveness saying the affair was just a “once off” and he hadn’t slept with his wife for over two decades.

“There was no emotional attachment,” said Kawamura, “only when the prawn touched the upper surface of my tongue”.

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