A man emptying his bowels in a department store in Ikebukuro today didn’t move for at least another 15 minutes.
“Four minutes just isn’t enough time to soak up the toasty goodness,” says 47-year-old salaryman Uchiyori Soto.
“I’m seriously considering pulling out an onigiri.”
Soto resisted pulling out a wife-made onigiri, but pulled out some wife-made okazu instead.
Soto used the bidet four times while his wife waited patiently outside.