A man emptying his bowels in a department store in Ikebukuro today didn’t move for at least another 15 minutes.

“Four minutes just isn’t enough time to soak up the toasty goodness,” says 47-year-old salaryman Uchiyori Soto.

“I’m seriously considering pulling out an onigiri.”

Soto resisted pulling out a wife-made onigiri, but pulled out some wife-made okazu instead.

Soto used the bidet four times while his wife waited patiently outside.

Image: Pixabay


  1. If you’ve ever had an upset stomach and been waiting to use the station bogs whilst being millimetres away from calamity… m8, this is a serious issie!


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