A salaryman walking through a central Tokyo park has experienced an involuntary orgasm this morning after succumbing to a real life panoramic view of cherry blossoms in full bloom.
The incident ruined morning tea for several hanami participants who were attempting to soak in the serenity.
“Fortunately, I bring a spare pair of pants to work during the months of spring in preparation for this exact situation,” said 28-year-old Kenji Yamada.
Yamada had a serious build up of fluids from months of cherry blossom anticipation in the media and the general population of Japan.
“I tried to contain my excitement, but once I was embedded under a sea of pink and white sakura flowers my body spontaneously went into a fit of ecstasy,” said Yamada.