A man has taken care of a small child this evening, according to local sources.
“My husband must be sick,” says housewife Junko Nemoto.
“He came home from work on time and offered to look after the baby.”
Baby Nemoto initially freaked out when being held by a parent lacking in mammary glands but the ordeal only lasted a few minutes.
“I was just about to start watching people eating food on television and he’d already given up.”
The man is now taking care of an Asahi Super Dry.