Ed Sheeran has been credited with the overwhelming bulk of redhead foreigner Jack Sampson’s sex life.

“Thanks Ed,” says Sampson.

“If it wasn’t for Ed, I’d probably never have been asked by any woman to teach them English.”

Sampson says he made the wise decision to take up guitar lessons last month.

“It just adds another string to my Ed bow,” says Sampson.

Sampson says he is hopeful of reaching his “full Sheeran potential” in a few years, as he only started to grow a beard in 2017.

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Kanpai!


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