A local man would definitely be very concerned about a range of issues in South Korea, Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, America, etc. but it’s too hot.

“I’m just gonna leave it to Abe,” says 38-year-old Kenji Yamoto.

Kenji would almost certainly be on top of all of the latest political turmoil taking place in Hong Kong if it wasn’t for summer.

“I’m just glad we have an effective dictatorship-style democracy so we don’t have to think too much about these things during extreme weather patterns.”

“Accchiii na.”

Kenji will soon be too cold to think about the coming conflict with China.

Image: Pakutaso