Lawmaker Mayuko Toyota has miraculously recovered in hospital from a serious bout of ‘needing-to-escape-from-the-public-eye-while-a-political-shitstorm-passes-by’ and has resumed campaigning for upcoming elections.

Toyota visited three train stations this week creating noise through a megaphone and handing out pamphlets to any constituent who wasn’t follically challenged.

Political experts say Toyota will now focus her energy towards people who don’t have a receding hairline.

“I only saw her hand out pamphlets to people who had a full head of hair,” said balding salaryman Genta Shibahara.

“I walked up close to her but she quickly turned the other way and pretended not to notice me.”

Toyota is scheduled to disturb another ten stations next week.

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