Mothers of a group of angry protesters calling for an end to public displays of love were relieved to have them out of their rooms so they could do some cleaning.

Kakuhido, or the ‘Revolutionary Alliance of Men that Women find Unattractive’, marched through the streets of Shibuya holding a large sign saying “Smash Valentine’s Day” while their mothers grabbed the opportunity with both hands entering their rooms and “giving it a good scrub”.

“There was some dirty underwear behind the PlayStation that had been there since the year of the rat,” said the mother of Kakuhido’s public relations chief Takayuki Akimoto.

The group of losers shouted slogans against attractiveness as a symbol of value and being labeled as losers.

“It’s a conspiracy by people who think unattractive guys are inferior – like cuddling in public, it makes us feel bad. It’s unforgivable,” said Takayuki Akimoto.

At one point, the ‘Revolutionary Alliance of Men that Women find Unattractive’ passed by the ‘Revolutionary Alliance of Women that Men find Unattractive’ and they found each other to be a bunch of hideously repulsive creatures.

“I’m not sure that it’s totally necessary that those ugly beasts calling themselves women need to reveal themselves in public,” said Takayuki Akimoto.



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