A small wolf pack of otaku conceived an inspired plan on Sunday morning while lining up to enter the Tokyo Big Site Comic Market, also known as Comiket, to try and pick up a “female”.

“I have a crazy idea, why don’t we talk to a real living member of the opposite sex?” said Kentaro Teramoto.

Teramoto told his video game buddies he believed the act of seducing a human with breasts was called “nanpa”.

“C’mon boys, let’s do this nanpa thing!” Teramoto said to his friends.

The excitement, however, soon dissipated after the first failed attempt to speak to a girl.

“I dunno man, my digital anime girlfriend Kaori won’t be too impressed,” said Ryunosuke Isei excusing himself from the wolf pack hunt.

The rest of the group chose to ignore the nanpa pact for the remainder of the event.

Images: Pakutaso, Flickr/DickThomasJohnson (edited TRW)


  1. Sex with “real” people is disgusting and evil. 2D love is the ONLY correct lifestyle. Deal with it. (And, no, I don’t care if humanity “dies out”.)


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