North Korea Installs Giant Boom Box At DMZ

North Korea has retaliated against South Korean propaganda broadcasted through loud speakers by installing an enormous boom box at the demilitarized zone.

Supreme leader Kim Jong-un is using his all time favourite cassette tape previously labelled ‘Jong’s songs’ to intimidate South Korean soldiers.

The song list includes:

Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears

I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor

I Ain’t No Joke – Eric B. & Rakim

Words That Maketh Murder – PJ Harvey

Supreme leader Kim Jong-un's favourite cassette tape labelled Jong's Songs
Supreme leader Kim Jong-un’s favourite cassette tape labelled Jong’s Songs

One North Korean soldier has been handpicked by Jong-un and given strict orders to rewind the tape as soon as it reaches the end – experts say the soldier’s new position has severely reduced his life expectancy.

There are rumours of a secret second cassette tape featuring songs such as ‘Dirty South’ by Goodie MOB and ‘Daddy’s Gone’ by Glasvegas.


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