U.S. President Barack Obama has performed a reverse backflip from the roof of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial to distract people from his non-apology.
Deep down the president had some real anxieties over the right course of action to take but decided to go with a triple back somersault with one-and-a-half twists in both somersaults.
“I was angry about the atomic bomb until I saw that amazing reverse backflip,” said one observer.
“The fact he went with a routine that had such a high degree of difficulty really shows his commitment to the cause.”
President Obama nailed the landing with his right leg stepping back only slightly to maintain balance.
U.S. officials told reporters that “overall it was a hugely successful day given the great height of the jump”.