A salaryman commuting home on the train in Tokyo yesterday has astutely inspected the measurements of a schoolgirl’s skirt.

“It’s important to leave something to the imagination,” thought 38-year-old salaryman Noriyori Tachibana.

Tachibana showed great empathy for his fellow man by attempting to ensure the viability of the majority of their soft adult video collection.

“Any shorter and there won’t be much point in us all going to the trouble of hiding these collections from our wives,” said Tachibana.

“They will be rendered obsolete.”

Tachibana encouraged the girl to adjust her uniform by creepily staring at her for around seven seconds at a time with two-second look away periods in between.

Image: Pakutaso 1, 2


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