Otakus nationwide have reacted angrily to pictures of Justin Bieber kissing AKB members, demanding the hair on Bieber’s head be temporarily removed.

“No one is allowed to touch our strictly guarded girls – much less a foreign pretty boy with such a beautiful tiny face,” said one furious otaku.

Otaku leaders have called for calm following the traumatic incident and urged fellow otakus to vent their frustration peacefully.

“We recommend spooning with your AKB dolls every night for the next seven to ten days,” otaku leaders announced.


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