A random person minding his own business in Osaka on Monday has been identified by foreign resident Mark Phillips as the Asian version of some guy he knew back home.
“I swear, he’s the spitting image of Smithy from junior high,” says Phillips.
“They are basically the same person, the only difference is this guy is Japanese.”
“Although, Asian Smithy is probably a lot better at math.”
Phillips says he also saw Asian Bill Gates driving a train the other day.