A supplementary dining instrument was acquired on Sunday by some foreigner buying a salad in a convenience store in Tokyo.

Setagaya Ward resident Michael Fogarty says he procures additional eating tools from time to time with his face.

“I often use my face as a means of soliciting extra eating utensils,” says Fogarty.

“Although I think they’d all be pretty shocked to find out that when it comes to the chopstick, I absolutely own that shit”.

Fogarty has been told on several occasions from locals, “Michael, you absolutely own that shit.”

Fogarty stored the unused fork away in his cupboard and will use it later in the week when he can’t be arsed washing more dishes.



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