Visa applicants have reportedly witnessed a furious Santa being forced to wait like every other foreigner for over three hours at the Tokyo Immigration Bureau this week.

“Why the f*** can’t we have more staff in this joint – is it because I’m a f***ing gaijin?” Santa was heard yelling at immigration employees.

Santa was initially observed lingering around the Immigration Bureau bound bus stop at Shinagawa Station as everyone boarded, and then entering the bus at the last second in order to be the first passenger to exit.

“I was at the bus stop first and I’m the last one to make it to the immigration counter – meanwhile that fat bloke is pretending to not fast-walk his way into the Bureau,” said one disgruntled witness.

Santa was last seen sitting at the front row of chairs watching exercise workouts on the small TV.


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