A local resident in central Tokyo has said “screw you” to the man yesterday and commenced getting hammered under a plum tree.
“I for one can no longer wait for the cherry blossoms,” he said.
The man revealed his radical opinion that he didn’t think there was a “huge difference” between a cherry and a plum.
“They’re both fruits,” he said.
Several witnesses were disgusted at the man’s anti-conformist behavior.
“Clearly, a cherry blossom has a small split at the end of each petal, whereas plum blossoms don’t have split at the end of each petal,” said one witness.