An almighty racket was reportedly heard through a Tokyo resident’s apartment walls last night at around 8:20 p.m.

“What the hell is going on over there?” said Gary Brown.

“It sounded like a stampede of raging bulls.”

Brown’s neighbor was carrying out a silent prayer to the Shinto alter in the spare room, hoping to convince the Gods that he deserved to leave work on time this Friday evening.

The prayer didn’t work as Shintaro is still working on the Yamamoto file.

More to come.

Image: Flickr/Binek, Pakutaso


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