Japan Begins Unwrapping Tomatoes For ‘Tokyo Eco Olympics’
Japan has commenced unwrapping individually packaged
tomatoes in preparation for the promotion of itself being “very eco”.
“It’s going to...
Black Hole Image Released Of Japanese Legal System Devouring Carlos Ghosn
A black hole image of former Nissan chairman Carlos Ghosn being swallowed by the Japanese legal system has been published.
Japan’s New Era Name Announced: ‘Pen Pineapple Apple Pen’
The Imperial Household Agency has announced the name of Japan’s new era which will begin on May 1.
The...
New Emperor To Meet Sun Goddess Before Enthronement
The Goddess of the Sun will have a chance to meet the incoming emperor, Crown Prince Naruhito, just prior to his enthronement...
Ghosn Granted Bail After Promising To Embellish Japan’s Awesomeness On Japanese TV
The former boss of Nissan, Carlos Ghosn, has been granted
bail after agreeing to appear on Japanese variety shows to overstate how wonderful
everything...
Permanent Sleep Café Opens In Japan
Nescafé has launched a new venture of permanent sleep cafes in Tokyo to meet growing demand.
The company says...
BREAKING: Japanese Are Born With Blue Bottoms
Finding it almost impossible to fully comprehend, a foreign resident living in Japan was told for the first time this month that...
“Is this washing detergent?”
Posting a second inquiry online in less than one week, a newbie foreigner in Japan has asked, “Is this washing detergent?”
Asteroid Invaded By Gaijin
An asteroid 300 million kilometers from Earth was overrun on Friday by gaikokujin.
From the asteroids perspective, the Japanese...
Japanese Deer Labelled “Racists” After Figures Reveal 80% Of Nara Deer Attacks Involve Foreigners
Japanese deer have been called out as a "bunch of filthy racists" after it was reported the number of people injured by...
