White Man Arrives In Japan Eager To Help With Declining Birthrate

A strapping young white crusader has touched down in Tokyo today just in time to help solve Japan’s worsening population crisis.

Foreigner Receives First Reiwa Era ‘Nihongo Jyozu Desune’

A gaijin going about his daily business has received his inaugural ‘Nihongo jyouzu desune’ of the Reiwa era.

Old Person Impossible To Understand

A really old person in Chiba Prefecture today was extremely hard to understand for a foreigner thinking he was just starting to...

Gaijin Only Receives 1-Year Visa

A foreigner has learnt today that his new visa is only for a period of one year. Gavin Harvey had...

BREAKING: “Strong Zeros Desu!”

A few foreigners commencing a Saturday afternoon drinking sesh have declared Strong Zeros to be the “ichiban f***ing saikou nomimono desu”.

Foreigner Just Gonna Go With が Particle

Without sounding the least bit convincing, some gaijin in Yokohama has elected to go with the が particle while speaking to a native this...

I Speak In Japanese But People Keep Replying In English

A foreigner staring blankly up at the Tokyo sky has told of his harrowing experience of Japanese people continuing to reply in...

Japanese Person Speaks Japanese Really Fast

A Japanese person is reportedly speaking Japanese abnormally fast. “Why does she have to speak at such ridiculous speeds?”...

Sexism In Japan Added To UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage List

Sexism in Japan was approved on Saturday for addition to UNESCO's Intangible Cultural Heritage list, a committee of the UN announced.

Yahoo! News Calls Satirical News Fake News

Yahoo! News JAPAN has published fake news about a satirical news story challenging the Japanese tradition of pouring alcohol for others, also...