Man Takes Care Of Child

A man has taken care of a small child this evening, according to local sources. “My husband must be sick,”...

Predictions Of Destructive Typhoon Were Actually Accurate

Forecasts of Typhoon Jebi being the most powerful to hit Japan in 25 years actually turned out to be accurate. “What the hell just happened?”...

Selfish, Inconsiderate Businessman Commits Suicide During Peak Hour

A businessman in his late forties caused massive delays to several Tokyo train lines this morning after selfishly ending his life by jumping in...

Japan Still Refusing To Reveal Difference Between は And が

Japan has yet to reveal to a foreigner living in Japan for over 8 years the difference between the particles ‘は’ and ‘が’. “I don’t...

Sex God Arrives In Japan, Doesn’t Even Know It Yet

Another sex god flew into Narita Airport yesterday still oblivious to his incredible sexual prowess. Official figures indicate that most sex gods come to Japan...

Google Map Reveals Nazis Surrounding The Area

A quick search on google maps has exposed dangerous pockets of Nazis in the local area in what can only be described as “an...

Bread Is Really Sweet

Bread is really sweet in Japan, reported some foreigner today recently living and working in Chiba Prefecture. “This pan...

Husband Washes A Dish

In a moment of sheer madness, a local man has reportedly washed a dish last night after drinking a cup of tea. “I don't know...

Operator Panics Upon Hearing Foreign Name

A telephone operator has panicked after a customer responded to a name request with a very foreign sounding combination of sounds. The call was progressing...

Missing Boy Found: Reunited with Nintendo DS

A boy who was missing in a Hokkaido forest after his parents left him behind as punishment has been found. The boy was discovered uninjured...

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