Japan Releases 2020 Coronavirus Blossom Forecast

The Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA) has released the first coronavirus blossom schedule for 2020. “Our models are predicting a rapid spreading of the disease to all...

Man Hits Emergency Button On Train In Japan After Seeing Foreigner Talk On Phone

A train in Japan was delayed by two minutes this week after a passenger hit an emergency button because some foreigner was talking on...

5,724 Foreigners Test Positive For Yellow Fever

Another 5,724 foreigners living in Japan have tested positive for yellow fever, bringing the total number of cases to 20,390, Japanese health minister Katsunobu...

NHK Employee Failed To Deliver Thousands Of Threats

A 61-year-old NHK employee failed to deliver thousands of threats that he had kept to himself, police said Thursday. A total of about 24,000 undelivered threats...

Gaijin Turns 8-Years-Old

A man has turned 8 gaijin-years-old, according to the man himself who tells people of his gaijin age on a regular basis. “I turned 8-years-a-gaijin...

Japanese University Currently Running Exchange Student Trade Deficit

A university in south-west Japan is running an exchange student trade deficit for this fiscal year. Yumi Tanaka is being exchanged for Timothy Rutkins. “I mean,...

Japanese Scientists Discover How To Individually Package Atoms

A team of Japanese scientists has successfully packaged individual atoms – in what is believed to be a global first. “Instead of individually wrapping pieces of...

McDonald’s Japan Releases The Adult Cream Pie

McDonald’s has announced the release of their latest product named the “Adult Cream Pie”. Many pundits are saying the dessert has come too soon –...

Japan To Recommend “Guilty Until Proven Innocent” For UNESCO World Cultural Heritage List

The government decided Friday to recommend the “guilty until proven innocent” legal system of Japan as a UNESCO World Cultural Heritage candidate for 2021. Japan will fax...

Japan Releases Dates For Getting Drunk In A Park (2020 Edition)

The annual schedule for appropriate dates to get wasted in a park has been released by Japan’s Meteorological Agency. Most parks throughout Japan are predicted...