Heart Rate of Tourist Invited to Prestigious Event Rises after he’s Introduced as ‘Mr....

A tourist travelling to Japan for 10 days walking in down town Tokyo last week was randomly asked to attend a function in Akihabara...

Gaijin Performs Handing Over of the Golden Balls Ritual at Wedding Ceremony

Phil Davies has carried out the traditional handing over of the golden balls ritual this week at his wedding ceremony in Ginza, Tokyo. The “Bequeathing...

BREAKING: Brexit Triggers Gaijin To Become Experts Of Term ‘Ridatsu’

Gaijin all over the globe have learnt the meaning of the rarely used word 離脱 (りだつ, ridatsu; leave) after Britain’s surprise exit from the European...

Incorrect Kanji Stroke Order Causes Reader Major Confusion

A student of the Japanese language has penned a kanji in the wrong stroke order causing the word to be completely unrecognizable. Gavin Peterson started...

18-year-olds Gain Right to Vote, Inclusion into “Whatevs” Piece of Pie

18 and 19-year-olds in Japan have been given the right to vote and the democratic privilege of being included in the “whatevs” piece of...

“Go On Without Me,” Thirsty Malnourished Man Tells Friends in Visa Queue

A man in his mid-thirties has told friends to “go on without me”, after becoming dehydrated and undernourished while waiting in a visa queue. Greg...

Child Unsure if Father’s Day Gift was Intended for Unfamiliar Man Not Wearing Suit

A child yesterday was unconvinced that a strange man wearing casual attire was the right person to be receiving her father’s day gift. Keiko’s mother...

Tenant Delivers Key Money to Landlord with Original Thank You Power Ballad

Craig Moore has presented two months worth of rent in key money to his landlord while strumming a power ballad expressing the extent of his...

Text Message Sent Near JR Priority Seat Detonates Vital Organ

A commuter on a JR train sending a text message this week has indiscriminately detonated the vital organ of a man sitting in a...

Weeaboo Arrives in Japan to Find Subtitles Floating in Real Life

A weeaboo arrived in Japan today to see subtitles attached to the spoken word, pretty much as she expected. Julie Thompson who disposed of her...

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