Japan Releases Dates For Getting Smashed In A Park

Japan’s Meteorological Agency has just released its first prediction of the year of dates when people are most likely to start getting hammered in...

New Evidence Suggests Commodore Perry Used Gaijin Smash To Open Japan’s Borders

Researchers have uncovered never before seen manuscripts suggesting Commodore Matthew C. Perry of the United States Navy employed a gaijin smash in the mid-1800s...

Half Mixed Race Visitors To Shinjuku Garden Get 50% Off Entry Fee

A Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden ticket booth worker has been allowing half mixed race patrons to enter the park for only 50 per cent...

Ozeki Kisenosato Wins First Sumo Title With Hundred Hand Slap

Ozeki Kisenosato took out Maegashira Ichinojo on Sunday with the Hundred Hand Slap manoeuvre to grab his first championship at the New Year Grand...

“SHAT” Gov’t Group Criticized For Using Acronym In Past Tense

A Kanagawa City task force has been condemned for operating under the name of an English acronym being used in the past tense. City officials...

Tokyo Station Staff Cram Several Bentos Into Office Microwave

Staff working at Nippori Station in Tokyo have managed to stuff numerous bento boxes into the staff kitchen microwave. The microwave was crammed to full...

Mini Rocket Fails To Verify If Aliens Beyond Gaikoku Also Speak English

The Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency has launched a mini rocket to explore if aliens in the outer most reaches of gaikoku also speak in fluent...

Ukon Hangover Drink Expectations Shift To Vomit Frequency Reduction

A staunch defender of the effectiveness of the hangover drink “Ukon No Chikara” has shifted their expectations this morning of “The Power Of Turmeric”...

Japan Considers Allowing Emperor To Abdicate Into Robo-Emperor

Japan is considering legal changes to allow Emperor Akihito to abdicate at the end of 2018 into Robo-emperor Akihito, according to local media reports...

Elementary Students Present Their Local Gaijin For Show And Tell

A group of Chiba Prefecture elementary school students have presented their local gaijin for show and tell. The fifth grade students were asked to bring...

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