Study Finds Gaijin Heads Expand on Average 0.2cm Per Year

A new study has found that foreigner craniums grow on average 0.2 centimeters for every year they live in Japan. “Our study simulated 20 years...

Acquaintance’s ‘Plan’ to Visit Japan Becoming Frighteningly Genuine

Messages coming from an acquaintance about plans to visit Japan have become threateningly genuine over the past couple of weeks. “The messages are starting to...

Japanese Emperor to Retire in Readiness for Official Release of Pokémon GO

NHK announced this week that the emperor has expressed his desire to abdicate from duties to give him more time to prepare for the...

Breaking: Gaijin Indiscriminately Communicating in Japanese to Other Gaijin

Reports are surfacing of a foreigner living in Chuo Ward in Tokyo attempting to initiate Japanese conversations with other gaijin. Witnesses say the man is...

Customer Grunt Misconstrued as a “Thank You For Your Impeccable Service”

The day of a Yodobashi Camera staff member became slightly brighter this morning after he misinterpreted the grunt of a young male customer as...

Black Pokémons More Likely to Be Fatally Shot Before Capture in U.S.

Black Pokémons in America are 10 times more likely to be fatally wounded before detainment, according to new research. All Pokémons in the U.S. have...

Unidentifiable Kanji from Last Week’s JLPT Test Creeps into Examinee’s Life

An unidentifiable kanji in the kanji section of the JLPT test last week made a surprise appearance into Tony Anderson’s life late yesterday afternoon. For...

4 Dead, 7 Critically Wounded after Empty Train Pulls into Crowded Station

Four commuters were politely murdered yesterday during a rush for seats after an empty train pulled into a heavily crowded station. A 46-year-old man had no...

Woman Insists on Taking Blood Samples for Personality Testing at Gokon Dinner

A single woman has forced her male counterparts at an inter-company gokan to submit to blood testing for personality verification. “It’s important to group human...

Doubts Intensify During JLPT Test With 9 Consecutive No. (3) Answers

A JLPT examinee started to doubt herself yesterday after filling in nine straight no. (3) answers at the start of the JLPT examination listening section. “After...

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