Customer Grunt Misconstrued as a “Thank You For Your Impeccable Service”

The day of a Yodobashi Camera staff member became slightly brighter this morning after he misinterpreted the grunt of a young male customer as...

Black Pokémons More Likely to Be Fatally Shot Before Capture in U.S.

Black Pokémons in America are 10 times more likely to be fatally wounded before detainment, according to new research. All Pokémons in the U.S. have...

Unidentifiable Kanji from Last Week’s JLPT Test Creeps into Examinee’s Life

An unidentifiable kanji in the kanji section of the JLPT test last week made a surprise appearance into Tony Anderson’s life late yesterday afternoon. For...

4 Dead, 7 Critically Wounded after Empty Train Pulls into Crowded Station

Four commuters were politely murdered yesterday during a rush for seats after an empty train pulled into a heavily crowded station. A 46-year-old man had no...

Woman Insists on Taking Blood Samples for Personality Testing at Gokon Dinner

A single woman has forced her male counterparts at an inter-company gokan to submit to blood testing for personality verification. “It’s important to group human...

Doubts Intensify During JLPT Test With 9 Consecutive No. (3) Answers

A JLPT examinee started to doubt herself yesterday after filling in nine straight no. (3) answers at the start of the JLPT examination listening section. “After...

Gaijin Working at School with No Western Toilets for 8 Years Waits for Train

A foreigner working at a junior high school in southern Tokyo for the past eight years with no western-style toilets waited for his train...

Earth Finally Obliterates and Swallows Japan

The Earth has self-combusted Japan with a series of earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanic eruptions finally putting an end to the anticipation. “After a few hours...

Businessman Late for Meeting in Japan Hogtied, Suspended from Ceiling

A businessman working in Yokohama was hogtied to the boardroom ceiling this week after arriving late to a head office meeting. Yuji Hirota, the marketing...

Disgraced Foreigner Caught Wearing Shoes in Apartment Commits Harakiri

A man living in Japan on a long-term visa has done the honorable thing and performed a ritual suicide by disembowelment (腹切り, harakiri) after...

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