France Defeats Croatia, NHK Shows Only Japanese Goals

Japanese television networks have broadcast some fairly standard Japanese goals in covering the news of France defeating Croatia in the Fifa World Cup final. Croatia...

Gaikoku Defeats Gaikoku 4-2 In Fifa World Cup Final

Gaikoku has been crowned world champions after defeating Gaikoku 4-2 in the final of the Fifa World Cup. Gaikoku scored an own-goal in the 18th...

Japanese Players Take Out World Cup Disappointment On Locker Room Germs

Japan coach Akira Nishino said his players were lost for words after their crushing 3-2 defeat by Gaikoku on Monday in the World Cup...

Gaikoku Defeats Japan 3-2

Gaikoku snatched a come-from-behind victory against Japan scoring in the dying seconds of the game. The distraught Japanese, who went 2-0 up with goals by...

Nishino Says Japan Can Defeat Chocolate-Making Gaijin

Japan coach Akira Nishino believes his gamble of resting players in their previous game against white people that don’t speak English will pay off...

Japan World Cup Celebrations Out Of Control, Salarymen Arrive To Work 1 Minute Late

Celebrations in Japan have gone completely off the rails after the national soccer team made it through to the knockout phase of the World...

Japan Defeated By White People That Don’t Speak English

Japan has lost to a bunch of white people that don’t speak English. Japan struggled to keep their composure after hearing the opposition players speaking...

Japan Survives Against Abunai 2-2

Japan has drawn with Abunai overnight with much of the population staying up until the early hours to make sure their players got through...

Japan Defeats Gaikoku 2-1

Yuya Osako scored a second-half winner as Japan beat a 10-man Gaikoku team 2-1 in their opening Group H match at the World Cup...

Japan To Win Fifa World Cup After Defeating Paraguay

The Japanese media has reported Japan will win the 2018 Fifa World Cup after posting their first win under new coach Akira Nishino, defeating...