Attempts To Save Olympics Kills Ken Shimura

Japanese comedian and national icon Ken Shimura has died from coronavirus on Monday, according to news reports. Shimura, one of the country's most famous comedians was...

Japan Cancels Tokyo 2020 Olympics

Japan has cancelled the Tokyo 2020 Olympics due to an unprecedented lack of toilet paper. The International Olympic Committee reportedly encouraged Japan to postpone the event until...

Democracy Protests Spread To Japan After Kumamon Cops Olympic Committee Discrimination

Democracy protests in Asia have spread to Japan on Sunday with thousands of mascots marching through the streets of Tokyo. Demonstrations were sparked after the International...

Tokyo 2020 Olympics To Coincide With ‘Atsui Ne’ Yearly Peak

Tokyo Olympic organizers have today realized the 2020 Olympic Games will coincide with the nation’s “Atsui ne” yearly peak. “Damn it,” said Tokyo Olympic Committee...

2020 Olympic Medals To Be Awarded With Small Plastic Bags

Tokyo 2020 medals made from recycled consumer devices will be presented to winning athletes with small plastic bags. The environmental benefits of the medals, which are...

Japan To Wrap Olympic Tickets In Plastic

The Japanese government said Monday it will send out Tokyo Olympic tickets in wraps of plastic to make them more aesthetically pleasing. Japan’s move comes as...

Tokyo Olympic CEO Reminds Visitors “Cannabis Is A Drug” While Smoking A Cigarette

The chief executive of next year's Tokyo Olympics has reminded potential visitors to Japan that “weed is a drug” while smoking a dart. Toshiro Muto of the...

Japan Begins Unwrapping Tomatoes For ‘Tokyo Eco Olympics’

Japan has commenced unwrapping individually packaged tomatoes in preparation for the promotion of itself being “very eco”. “It’s going to be a tough ask, but we’re...

Olympics Minister Cancer Scare “Threatens Gold Medals”

Japan's Olympics minister has expressed concern over a cancer diagnosis “threatening to diminish the success of the 2020 Olympics in Tokyo”. “I’m devastated – swimming star Rikako Ikee...

Japan To Ban Practice Golf Swings In Public Ahead Of Tokyo Olympics

Japan has announced plans to prohibit practice golf swings in public across the nation by the end of August in the lead up to the...