3D Mugshots To Be Stored With Photos Of 3D Girlfriends

All Tokyo police stations will start taking 3D mugshots of suspects to enhance the efficiency of investigations.

Tokyo’s Metropolitan Police Department allayed any privacy concerns announcing that 3D photos will be safely stored with the 3D girlfriend database.

The process of taking 3D mugshots promises to be a more effective method with many suspects dating the same 3D girlfriend.

“Girls like Hatsune Miku just love to get around, so its often hard to distinguish the right links,” said the Tokyo Police Chief.

The Tokyo Police Chief told reporters he was thankful Hatsune wasn’t his own daughter.

Every 3D mugshot will be printed out on physical paper and filed away in expensive cargo units.


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