A large totoro has been found in Ikebukuro Station this morning by a woman attempting to find exit 20C.

“I’m trying to get out of this hellhole, but instead I find the mythical totoro,” said 29-year-old Samantha White.

Authorities say the ginormous totoro defecated right outside the Seibu department store before it once again magically disappeared out of sight.

“Unfortunately, the huge pile of shit didn’t disappear with it,” said Seibu part-time employee, 19-year-old Kanako Yamamoto, who was forced to clean up the mess.

Yamamoto debated with her fellow Seibu employees for a little over an hour to try to determine which recycle waste bin a “mythological creature’s feces” should go in.

Image: Flickr/DickThomasJohnson (edited TRW)


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