A tourist visiting Japan for four weeks has said his final goodbyes to his sexy charming Japan self just prior to boarding his flight home.
“Goodbyes are always difficult, especially when it’s saying farewell to a sexier more charming version of yourself,” said Tom Watson.
Watson said he was expecting a traumatic 48 hours ahead as he attempts to let go of the “super popular Tom” who had spent the last 4 weeks with him in Japan.
“We had some special times together – random people pointing at our gorgeous bodily features and there was even that one time when some guy tried to touch our hair,” said Watson.
“I had second thoughts about going home – I thought about divorcing my wife and extending my visa but in the end I just couldn’t understand a word anyone was saying, even though I instinctively knew it was all good things about me.”