A foreign resident living in Osaka Prefecture has been reflexively blaming racism for any negative happenings directly affecting his experiences in Japan for the past three years.
3-years-a-gaijin Luke Greenwood’s umbrella was taken outside a convenience store last night and the racism card was immediately evoked.
“Bloody racists, knew they would take my bigger see-through umbrella,” said Greenwood.
Greenwood was left with no choice but to take the smaller, mouldy see-through umbrella.
A bird also shat on Greenwood’s head this morning and this too was perceived as a direct result of discrimination.
“Typical,” admonished Greenwood.
“It obviously made the conscious choice not to defecate on Kenji’s head.”