Slang

Gaijin smash (n.) 外人スマッシュ A deed local citizens are prohibited from committing, but foreigners are given concession to carry out. The amount of gaijin smashes permitted per...

girljin (n.) ガールジン (ガール人) A substantially less common form of gaijin living in Japan with mammary glands, the girljin, like its male counterpart, has a tall nose,...

Robot Arm Skirt (n.) ロボットアームスカート The Robot Arm Skirt is a skirt with robot arms - the logical evolutionary step for skirt wear in Japan.   e.g. "This...

fly-jin (n.) フライジン (フライ人) A foreigner that flew back home and abandoned Japan during the 3.11 earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster for their own selfish gains. e.g....

Business shirt underpants (n.)  ツナギシャツ A business shirt and a pair of underpants joined to form one clothes garment sold only in Japan. Often worn by women,...

shakespeare (v.) シェイクスピアする To relentlessly barrage a gaijin with English when they’re trying to communicate in Japanese. E.g. “Hey man, today I went to the konbini on...

seatigrate (v.)  シーティグレイトする The act of moving from one seat to another in the pursuit of a better ride. E.g. The greedy businessman wasn’t content with sitting...

gaijinsplain (v.) ガイジンスプレーン（外人スプレーン) The act of explaining anything about Japan or the Japanese language to a fellow gaijin. The most irritating forms of gaijinsplaining occur when...