Slang

Gaijin smash (n.) 外人スマッシュ A deed local citizens are prohibited from committing, but foreigners are given concession to carry out. The amount of gaijin smashes permitted per...

girljin (n.) ガールジン (ガール人) A substantially less common form of gaijin living in Japan with mammary glands, the girljin, like its male counterpart, has a tall nose,...

Robot Arm Skirt (n.) ロボットアームスカート The Robot Arm Skirt is a skirt with robot arms - the logical evolutionary step for skirt wear in Japan.   e.g. "This...

fly-jin (n.) フライジン (フライ人) A foreigner that flew back home and abandoned Japan during the 3.11 earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster for their own selfish gains. e.g....

Business shirt underpants (n.)  ツナギシャツ A business shirt and a pair of underpants joined to form one clothes garment sold only in Japan. Often worn by women,...

gaijinsplain (v.) ガイジンスプレーン（外人スプレーン) The act of explaining anything about Japan or the Japanese language to a fellow gaijin. The most irritating forms of gaijinsplaining occur when...

shakespeare (v.) シェイクスピアする To relentlessly barrage a gaijin with English when they’re trying to communicate in Japanese. E.g. “Hey man, today I went to the konbini on...

seatigrate (v.)  シーティグレイトする The act of moving from one seat to another in the pursuit of a better ride. E.g. The greedy businessman wasn’t content with sitting...