Gaijin Smash (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
Gaijin smash (n.)
外人スマッシュ
A deed local citizens are prohibited from committing, but foreigners are given concession to carry out. The amount of gaijin smashes permitted per...
Girljin (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
girljin (n.)
ガールジン (ガール人)
A substantially less common form of gaijin living in Japan with mammary glands, the girljin, like its male counterpart, has a tall nose,...
Robot Arm Skirt (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
Robot Arm Skirt (n.)
ロボットアームスカート
The Robot Arm Skirt is a skirt with robot arms - the logical evolutionary step for skirt wear in Japan.
e.g. "This...
Fly-jin (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
fly-jin (n.)
フライジン (フライ人)
A foreigner that flew back home and abandoned Japan during the 3.11 earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disaster for their own selfish gains.
e.g....
Business Shirt Underpants (n.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
Business shirt underpants (n.)
ツナギシャツ
A business shirt and a pair of underpants joined to form one clothes garment sold only in Japan. Often worn by women,...
Gaijinsplain (v.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
gaijinsplain (v.)
ガイジンスプレーン(外人スプレーン)
The act of explaining anything about Japan or the Japanese language to a fellow gaijin. The most irritating forms of gaijinsplaining occur when...
shakespeare (v.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
shakespeare (v.)
シェイクスピアする
To relentlessly barrage a gaijin with English when they’re trying to communicate in Japanese.
E.g. “Hey man, today I went to the konbini on...
seatigrate (v.) – [Wasabi Dictionary]
seatigrate (v.)
シーティグレイトする
The act of moving from one seat to another in the pursuit of a better ride.
E.g. The greedy businessman wasn’t content with sitting...