Trump Shot Dead After Illegal Immigrant Falls Onto Stage

Donald Trump has been shot dead after an illegal immigrant has fallen onto the Rolling Thunder Rally stage yesterday in Washington DC. Donald Trump was...

Trump Willing To Renegotiate PPAP Trade Deal

President Donald Trump said on Friday the US will enter PPAP trade deal negotiations with Japan. “Trading pens for apples and pineapples for pens will...

Kim Jong-un Has Killed A Man After Hearing Japanese Sanctions Will Include Gatsby Products

Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean military leader after being informed that Japanese sanctions will include all men’s cosmetic Gatsby products. Japan and...

America To Ban Educational Institutions

America is set to put a ban on schools and colleges to help prevent further mass shootings. “Guns don't kill people, schools kill people,” said...

China Dumps Massive Boulder in Tokyo Moat: Claims Territorial Rights

China has dumped a large rock in the Tokyo Imperial Palace moat in Chiyoda Ward and is now claiming land rights. “We can now claim...

N Korea “Successfully” Tests Nuclear Man Suit

North Korea has announced the “successful” test of a “fully functioning nuclear man suit capable of firing nuclear warheads”. The suit has been tailor made...

Italian Composer Einaudi Plays Piano on Drone to Raise Awareness

Photo News: Italian Composer Einaudi Plays Piano on Drone to Raise Awareness

Australia Pays $122 Million Dollars To Find Out What They Already Knew

Australia has woken to find out what they already knew this morning – that the majority of the population are not haters. The Australian Bureau...

U.S. Blames Putin For Osprey Aircraft Crash

The U.S. says Vladimir Putin was responsible for the downing of an MV-22 Osprey military aircraft yesterday off the coast of Okinawa. Pentagon spokesman Captain...

Ted Cruz Ends Presidential Campaign By Gunning Down His 565 Delegates

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has ended his campaign by gunning down the 565 delegates he has collected in the presidential primaries. “It’s a bloodbath...

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