N Korea says Missile Destroyed “Exact Spot of Water” They Were Aiming For

North Korean state news has reported that the second missile launched today successfully took out 10 square meters of the Sea of Japan. “Today, the...

Obama Banished To Whitehouse Sofa After Meeting With Trudeau

Michelle Obama has banished her husband to the Whitehouse sofa after he commenced a non-sexual but unusually close relationship with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...

North Korea Counter Strikes Propaganda Speakers With Giant Boom Box

North Korea has retaliated against South Korean propaganda broadcasted through loud speakers by installing an enormous boom box at the demilitarized zone. Supreme leader Kim...

Desperate, Thirsty White Human Turns Up In Japan, Thousands Of Miles From Home

A desperate, thirsty white human has strayed thousands of miles from its natural habitat and wondered, exhausted and jet lagged into the...

Chinese Space Station Barely Misses Japan

China's defunct Tiangong-1 space station has re-entered the Earth’s atmosphere narrowly missing Japan and crashing into the South Atlantic. “The space station overshot Japan by...

N Korea Fires Missile Over 837 UNESCO World Heritage Sites

North Korea fired a missile over Japan at around 6 a.m. local time on Tuesday before it landed in the Pacific Ocean about 1,180...

Trump: “Terrific Day Hearing Softbank Terms&Conditions #NeverEnoughID #IllNeverGetThose4HoursBack”

President-elect Donald Trump has spent all day finalizing a business deal with Softbank CEO Masayoshi Son providing sufficient identification and listening to an extraordinarily...

America All Out Of Options After Doing Nothing

Americans are in a state of shock, again, after yet another school shooting in 2018, leaving many dead and sending thousands of terrified students...

UNESCO Recommends Japan Stop Contacting Them

UNESCO has submitted a recommendation to Japan asking them to stop contacting them with new world heritage list submissions. “Half of our staff are now...

N Korea “Successfully” Tests Nuclear Man Suit

North Korea has announced the “successful” test of a “fully functioning nuclear man suit capable of firing nuclear warheads”. The suit has been tailor made...

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