Kim Jong-un Has Killed A Man After Hearing Japanese Sanctions Will Include Gatsby Products

Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean military leader after being informed that Japanese sanctions will include all men’s cosmetic Gatsby products. Japan and...

Desperate, Thirsty White Human Turns Up In Japan, Thousands Of Miles From Home

A desperate, thirsty white human has strayed thousands of miles from its natural habitat and wondered, exhausted and jet lagged into the...

Obama Does Backflip Off Hiroshima Dome to Distract From Non-Apology

U.S. President Barack Obama has performed a reverse backflip from the roof of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial to distract people from his non-apology. Deep down...

China Says Newly Built Island With Army of Giants Purely For Self-Defense

China has released a statement saying the 20-foot tall giants being mass-produced on a newly built man made island in the South China Sea...

Trump Willing To Renegotiate PPAP Trade Deal

President Donald Trump said on Friday the US will enter PPAP trade deal negotiations with Japan. “Trading pens for apples and pineapples for pens will...

UNESCO Recommends Japan Stop Contacting Them

UNESCO has submitted a recommendation to Japan asking them to stop contacting them with new world heritage list submissions. “Half of our staff are now...

Trump Tells Japanese Reporter, “I Only Speak American”

US President Donald Trump has responded to a question from a Japanese reporter by saying he only speaks American. The Japanese journalist from Nippon News Network, an...

Man Made Islands Detected Near Chinese Space Laboratory

The U.S. says China is building a fleet of man made islands in the Earth’s upper atmosphere in an apparent wide reaching space grab. Beijing...

North Korea Counter Strikes Propaganda Speakers With Giant Boom Box

North Korea has retaliated against South Korean propaganda broadcasted through loud speakers by installing an enormous boom box at the demilitarized zone. Supreme leader Kim...

America To Ban Bar & Grills

America is set to put a ban on bar & grills to help prevent further shootings. “Guns don’t kill people, bar & grills kill people,”...

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