Australia Pays $122 Million Dollars To Find Out What They Already Knew

Australia has woken to find out what they already knew this morning – that the majority of the population are not haters. The Australian Bureau...

Pitchforks Hoisted As Clinton Appears In Cage At Trump Inauguration

Attendees at Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration raised pitchforks and burning torches as Hillary Clinton was elevated above the crowds in a small cage. “I thought...

Trump Willing To Renegotiate PPAP Trade Deal

President Donald Trump said on Friday the US will enter PPAP trade deal negotiations with Japan. “Trading pens for apples and pineapples for pens will...

America To Ban Educational Institutions

America is set to put a ban on schools and colleges to help prevent further mass shootings. “Guns don't kill people, schools kill people,” said...

N Korea Fires Missile Over 837 UNESCO World Heritage Sites

North Korea fired a missile over Japan at around 6 a.m. local time on Tuesday before it landed in the Pacific Ocean about 1,180...

Japan Concerned Over Unification Of Asians

Japan has voiced its concern over the increased unification of Asians with North Korea's Kim Jong-un greeting Moon Jae-in with big hugs on Tuesday...

Syrians Grateful For War: ‘Let’s Go Country Shopping!’

A Syrian family of four last week leisurely perused through a 'country shopping' catalog while nearby towns were being blasted with heavy fire from...

Clinton Coughs Up Wall Street Cash Fur Ball

Hillary Clinton experienced a coughing fit on stage during a Cleveland rally in Ohio on Monday spewing up a fairly sizeable furry wad of Wall...

Obama Does Backflip Off Hiroshima Dome to Distract From Non-Apology

U.S. President Barack Obama has performed a reverse backflip from the roof of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial to distract people from his non-apology. Deep down...

Ariana Grande Adds Kanji To Failed Tattoo, Now Reads “I Hate Fax Machines”

Ariana Grande has attempted to correct a misspelt tattoo on her hand, which was meant to say “7 rings” in Japanese, by adding the...