Trump: “Terrific Day Hearing Softbank Terms&Conditions #NeverEnoughID #IllNeverGetThose4HoursBack”

President-elect Donald Trump has spent all day finalizing a business deal with Softbank CEO Masayoshi Son providing sufficient identification and listening to an extraordinarily...

Australia Pays $122 Million Dollars To Find Out What They Already Knew

Australia has woken to find out what they already knew this morning – that the majority of the population are not haters. The Australian Bureau...

Israel Offends Japanese Delegation By Serving Dinner In Toilet Slipper

After a day of high-level meetings on May 2, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and his wife, Akie, were treated to a festive meal...

Chinese Space Station Barely Misses Japan

China's defunct Tiangong-1 space station has re-entered the Earth’s atmosphere narrowly missing Japan and crashing into the South Atlantic. “The space station overshot Japan by...

North Korea Counter Strikes Propaganda Speakers With Giant Boom Box

North Korea has retaliated against South Korean propaganda broadcasted through loud speakers by installing an enormous boom box at the demilitarized zone. Supreme leader Kim...

America To Ban Bar & Grills

America is set to put a ban on bar & grills to help prevent further shootings. “Guns don’t kill people, bar & grills kill people,”...

Japan Concerned Over Unification Of Asians

Japan has voiced its concern over the increased unification of Asians with North Korea's Kim Jong-un greeting Moon Jae-in with big hugs on Tuesday...

Obama Banished To Whitehouse Sofa After Meeting With Trudeau

Michelle Obama has banished her husband to the Whitehouse sofa after he commenced a non-sexual but unusually close relationship with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...

Kim Jong-un Has Killed A Man After Hearing Japanese Sanctions Will Include Gatsby Products

Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean military leader after being informed that Japanese sanctions will include all men’s cosmetic Gatsby products. Japan and...

Trump Willing To Renegotiate PPAP Trade Deal

President Donald Trump said on Friday the US will enter PPAP trade deal negotiations with Japan. “Trading pens for apples and pineapples for pens will...

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