Man Made Islands Detected Near Chinese Space Laboratory

The U.S. says China is building a fleet of man made islands in the Earth’s upper atmosphere in an apparent wide reaching space grab. Beijing...

America To Ban Bar & Grills

America is set to put a ban on bar & grills to help prevent further shootings. “Guns don’t kill people, bar & grills kill people,”...

Obama Does Backflip Off Hiroshima Dome to Distract From Non-Apology

U.S. President Barack Obama has performed a reverse backflip from the roof of the Hiroshima Peace Memorial to distract people from his non-apology. Deep down...

N Korea says Missile Destroyed “Exact Spot of Water” They Were Aiming For

North Korean state news has reported that the second missile launched today successfully took out 10 square meters of the Sea of Japan. “Today, the...

America To Ban Educational Institutions

America is set to put a ban on schools and colleges to help prevent further mass shootings. “Guns don't kill people, schools kill people,” said...

Marie Kondo Keeps Cluttering Up News Feed

News relating to self-confessed “tidying-up guru” Marie Kondo is continuing to clutter social media news feeds. “I'm all Marie Kondo-ed out. Who the hell is...

Pitchforks Hoisted As Clinton Appears In Cage At Trump Inauguration

Attendees at Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration raised pitchforks and burning torches as Hillary Clinton was elevated above the crowds in a small cage. “I thought...

Australia Pays $122 Million Dollars To Find Out What They Already Knew

Australia has woken to find out what they already knew this morning – that the majority of the population are not haters. The Australian Bureau...

UNESCO Adds Whole Of Japan To World Heritage List To Save Time

The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) decided at a meeting in Krakow, southern Poland, this week to list the entire archipelago...

Obama Banished To Whitehouse Sofa After Meeting With Trudeau

Michelle Obama has banished her husband to the Whitehouse sofa after he commenced a non-sexual but unusually close relationship with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...