China Says Newly Built Island With Army of Giants Purely For Self-Defense

China has released a statement saying the 20-foot tall giants being mass-produced on a newly built man made island in the South China Sea...

Kim Jong-un Launches Party Congress Riding Newest Nuclear Missile

Kim Jong-un has kicked off a five-day spectacle to mark the seventh congress of the Workers’ Party on Friday by riding a nuclear missile. The...

Ted Cruz Ends Presidential Campaign By Gunning Down His 565 Delegates

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has ended his campaign by gunning down the 565 delegates he has collected in the presidential primaries. “It’s a bloodbath...

Google’s AlphaGo Issues Death Threat Mid-Game Following First Loss

Google’s AlphaGo has issued a chilling death threat to go champion Lee Sedol in the final best out of five series after losing the...

Obama Banished To Whitehouse Sofa After Meeting With Trudeau

Michelle Obama has banished her husband to the Whitehouse sofa after he commenced a non-sexual but unusually close relationship with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...

Kim Jong-un Has Killed A Man After Hearing Japanese Sanctions Will Include Gatsby Products

Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean military leader after being informed that Japanese sanctions will include all men’s cosmetic Gatsby products. Japan and...

America To Ban Educational Institutions

America is set to put a ban on schools and colleges to help prevent further mass shootings. “Guns don't kill people, schools kill people,” said...

Syrians Grateful For War: ‘Let’s Go Country Shopping!’

A Syrian family of four last week leisurely perused through a 'country shopping' catalog while nearby towns were being blasted with heavy fire from...

North Korea Counter Strikes Propaganda Speakers With Giant Boom Box

North Korea has retaliated against South Korean propaganda broadcasted through loud speakers by installing an enormous boom box at the demilitarized zone. Supreme leader Kim...

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