Japan’s Yuzuru Hanyu has won the men’s figure skating gold medal for the second straight Winter Olympics, with the Walt Disney Company coming in a close second.

Hanyu received around 25,000 soft toys, but not all of them were to his liking.

“I said I love Winnie The Pooh, not fricking Piglet,” lamented Hanyu.

“Who the hell throws me a Winnie the Pooh holding Piglet.”

Hanyu says he will “find that fan” and he will “make them wish they were never born”.

Most of the world was disappointed to see Hanyu land all five jumps without any spectacularly crashing out.

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